1. I am 22. Somedays I feel 100. Others I feel 12. Perhaps I should just start rounding off.
2. I love collecting journals that I hardly ever use.
3. Because of the internet, writing things out has become both hard and overly complicated. I need to learn shorthand. Or how to retain information a la Mr. Memory.
4. I love my cat. We spend a lot of time together. Someday it will be just me and him and the bourbon.
5. Boys are hard. Being single is ten times easier than any relationship.
6. I am afraid of strange things. Elk, for instance. And worms.
7. I tried Lavalife once. Our brief love affair ended because people are crazy.
8. I love Marianne Faithfull. And Janis Joplin. I wish I was one and I identify with the other.
9. Even though Marianne Faithfull had this whole junkie thing going. Whatever. Marianne Faithfull pre/post drugs.
10. I like to make new words out of pre-existing words. Like "asshattery", "social retard" and "cak".
11. I love hats. Hats do not love me. ( The rest.Collapse )